Cast upon the breakers

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:14:50 GMT

advice

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:03:32 GMT

What should I name my website?

Jessica

-PS
Whitley, I'm going to show everyone your underwear

That's really not funny

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:55:01 GMT

"so a guy named lefty shaved you a new-wave asymetrical hoo-ha?"

Thanks for not dying!

Love,
Jέssΐcά ÜηdεrhΐΪΪ

Powerless in the face of Death.

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:40:45 GMT

"I want to stay here with my new friends and their feel-good candy!"

Venture Bros season 2 on DVD.

Yayyy!

As a brunette...

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 18:02:52 GMT

Dear Feria,
What the fuck is up with Aromatic Aura?

-Jessica

I'm playing with my x-men action figures!

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:39:39 GMT

Hi, my name is Jessica, and I am in no way affliated with the disco. I dont go to the disco. There's a fire in the disco[1]. There is also, apparently a panic[2] at said disco. Hence if you wanna see me disco[3], I gladly do it for you outside of the disco proper.

-JES!

[1]Electrik Six
[2]Panic! At the Disco
[3]Le Tigre.

big black fucking whatever

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:43:53 GMT

I singlehandedly ruined Gerard's theatrical vision.

Proof

BUNNY IN THE FRONT ROW

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:28:41 GMT

I think I'm going to let sexy be brought back by trained professionals.

Goodbye, Horses.

Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:42:24 GMT

I painted unil my hand fell off.

Mon, 22 Jan 2007 21:34:36 GMT

I'm going to be terribly irresponsible and skip my night class to-morrow.
...
But it is for a ~~good~~ GREAT cause.

Thursday, motherfuckers.

I'm going to burn a metric shit-ton of cd's for the trip.

Little Rock is going to be Big Rock by the time we're done with it.

Bwahahaha.

I'm bad.

-Jes.

Ps. These shoes RULE.

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 23:56:54 GMT

Sometimes,

I like to think I'm a poet.

And that

every

word

I say has

gravity.

And all my words

are beautiful

...

But I'm not a pretentious asshole.

...

And poetry was licensed exclusively

for Starbuck's coffee-table books

under the pretentious guise of hipness.

so art is dead.

You'll love it all the more this way.

I wanna fucking throw up.

Jessica

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:10:09 GMT

You know what really grinds my gears? When you cant find the bagels that you're lookin' for.
Shit.

It's snowing.

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 23:49:34 GMT

Fuck.